Mjolnir

November 15th, 2015, 7:55 pm

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DERPY FACE
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Reply espeon8812, November 15th, 2015, 7:59 pm

Her face... I drew this in the car, so don't blame me for the weird looking face. Also, I have no idea why her hair looks like a boy's. It's hard to make a Jolteon look female, I'm sure this is exactly why 85% of Eevees are male.
She is named after the Norse thunder god, Thor's, hammer. Mjolnir is pronounced as MYAWL-nir. Yes, this came from Google, why do you ask?

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Reply Midnight-fox18, November 15th, 2015, 8:16 pm

Because pikachu is the star of the show and everybody loves pikachu.

Eh, well at least jolteon gets cool moves like thunderbolt. :D Plus, volt tackle takes away some hp.

Edit: Are these just the introductory comics introducing characters?

Reply espeon8812, November 15th, 2015, 9:23 pm

This is still the introductory chapter. I wish I had the time to update more often and get this done and over with, but I don't. @Midnight-fox18: But volt tackle is so cool! I was devastated when they stopped showing it in the anime, they took out volt tackle and made thunderbolt and electro ball look more dramatic. Why does Pikachu always have to yell "Pika pika, chu pi!" when he does electro ball, and he curls up when using thunderbolt now? And you know what's really strange, is that Jolteon can learn iron tail, even though it doesn't have a tail, but instead spikes on its butt. I guess Jolteon would have to back up into its opponent and impale it to make that move work. -slaps hand over mouth- Did I really just say "impale?" I think that may have gotten a bit too gruesome...
Now talk turns to Ninetales. Iron tail is in its moveset, which is killer because then your opponent can be clobbered by nine tails all at once. Rule of thumb: don't mess with Ninetales, especially if it knows iron tail. You picked the right fire type for your Pokesona! If and when you decide to make your Vulpix evolve, you should give it the power of the iron-tail-9. If you don't evolve it, you could still teach Vulpix how to use iron tail, in which case you would have six chunks of iron to beat your opponent into defeat.
Wow, I'm turning into a battling nerd like blu. XD Sorry, but iron tail is one of my favorite moves, I don't know why. I think it's because it gives me a way to legally beat someone on the head. :P

Reply Midnight-fox18, November 15th, 2015, 10:45 pm

@espeon8812: We should call jolteon's iron tail "iron spiky butt" XD
Oooh, I can beat someone on the head with 6 iron tails at once??? :3 I might draw something for that, as soon as I finish my next character picture and STLE contest entry.

Reply bluefiredragon, November 16th, 2015, 9:04 am

@espeon8812: NO NO NO STOP
(hammer time)
YOU DON'T GET TO BE A NERD UNTIL YOU WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND IVs, Evs, checks, counters, speed tiers, all those random vocab terms, all those random abbreviations and contractions(EdgeQuake) THE FACT THAT NINETALES DOESN'T HAVE STAB ON IRON TAIL SO IT'S UTTER CRAP, and the fact that ninetales only has base 76 Attack!!

Reply espeon8812, November 16th, 2015, 10:19 am

@bluefiredragon: Hmm maybe it does have lower attack power, but nine iron tails is pretty useful for contest battles, not that you would be interested in them. Gen 1 Pokemon may have had some of the best designs, but not the highest attack power. Sorry to underrate you Mega Char X, but Blaziken is more powerful, like all of the Gen 3 starters. They have more attack power. Blaziken might not be as popular, but its base attack power is higher than Charizard's, and its mega evo also has a higher base. I don't know the exact numbers, but I do know it's higher.

P.S. I do still like Charizard better than Blaziken. If I had to pick any starter based on design, though, I'd pick Fennekin. NINTENDO, YOU NEED TO GIVE DELPHOX A MEGA EVOLUTION!!!!!

Reply espeon8812, November 16th, 2015, 10:21 am

@Midnight-fox18: Why did I tell you about that... Now what will become of me in battle RPs...
Well, your Jolteon would have to be really good at running backwards for iron spiky butt to work. Shouldn't be too hard, considering Jolteon is the fastest Eeveelution. :P
Heeyyyyyy, that just gave me an idea for a comic. :D

Reply Midnight-fox18, November 16th, 2015, 4:00 pm

@espeon8812: Oh no, here come the jolteon butts, here to beat everyone in the dust. XD What is happening to me...
@bluefiredragon: Ok, so maybe my ember is worse than my bite, but that's no reason to rant, ok? We're just being silly, and I know if I give ninetales or vulpix iron tail in-game, it's gonna suck. But just imagine beating someone with six chunks of iron, even if it's not STAB. It sounds like I would knock them out, which is funny. In-game rules don't have to apply when we're simply having fun joking around. Sorry if this message came off as mean or rude. Umm, have a nice day sir.

Reply bluefiredragon, November 16th, 2015, 5:44 pm

@Midnight-fox18: Joking around you say...
KAY THEN I SEND OUT MY MEGA AZURILL AND USE HYPER BEAM ON YOUR IRON THING

Reply Midnight-fox18, November 16th, 2015, 5:50 pm

@bluefiredragon: AAAHHH NOW MY TAILS ARE OBLITERATED!!! :( :( :(
Alright, time to use mega punch!!! I'm a kung fu vulpix. >:)

Reply espeon8812, November 16th, 2015, 5:57 pm

@Midnight-fox18: Whyyyyyy isn't this on the battle RP page?
The iron spiky butts are invading the world!!!! To be honest, I'd rather be attacked by a pack of Jolteons using iron spiky butt than listen to the cheesy Christmas movies my mom is watching on the Hallmark channel... Girl has a boyfriend. She falls in love with another guy, figures out that they are perfect for each other. She dumps the first guy, marries the second after Christmas. The end. That's basically how each movie goes.
@bluefiredragon: There is no such thing as Mega Azurill, Azurill is a pre-evolved form. Or is that a typo and meant to be Azumarill? Even then, it can't mega evolve.

Reply Midnight-fox18, November 16th, 2015, 6:00 pm

@espeon8812: IDK. This battle will probably end as soon as it started anyways. :/

Reply bluefiredragon, November 16th, 2015, 6:11 pm

@espeon8812: EXACTLY THAT IS THE ENTIRE POINT

CURSE OF THE CAPS LOCK

Reply espeon8812, November 16th, 2015, 8:02 pm

@bluefiredragon: Put three crazy people into one website, and you get chaos. derp ^~^ OH I'M A GUMMY BEAR, YES I'M A GUMMY BEAR, OH I'M A YUMMY TUMMY FUNNY LUCKY GUMMY BEAR...

Reply Midnight-fox18, November 16th, 2015, 8:40 pm

@espeon8812: derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp DEEERRRP.
Yeah, I agree with you on that. :/ WHAT HAS SMACKJEEVES TURNED ME INTO!?

Reply espeon8812, November 16th, 2015, 9:26 pm

@Midnight-fox18: You mean what has middle school turned you into?
XD I lied about my age at first and said I was 14 because I was afraid Smackjeeves would have COPPA restrictions like some websites. If a website is COPPA restricted, you can't post on forums and other stuff if you're under 13, unless you have a permission slip signed by your parents, and my parents won't sign a permission slip for me. Then I found out that SJ isn't COPPA restricted, so I put in my real age. I am 12, and proud of it. :P Why does COPPA even exist? It's not like I would be kidnapped online. :T
COPPA=Children's Online Privacy Protection Act.

Reply Midnight-fox18, November 16th, 2015, 10:09 pm

@espeon8812: YYYEEESSS that means I'm older than you and Blu. I'm 13 and will turn 14 in January. >:3 MUAHAHAHAHA!
The only sad thing about having my birthday in January is that I get Christmas presents one month, birthday presents the next, then I have to wait a whole year for more presents. :(

Reply espeon8812, November 17th, 2015, 6:49 am

@Midnight-fox18: Why does age matter? And I guess I'm lucky because my birthday is in May. So I wait 7 and 5 months between Christmas and my birthday.
Shorter ride on the road to high school, eh? Well enjoy middle school while you can, if that's possible. In high school you will have buttloads of homework. (Are you ok with me saying c-r-a-p?)
Edit: Ok nice to know I can use that word. Make that a crapload of homework.

Reply Midnight-fox18, November 17th, 2015, 3:47 pm

@espeon8812: Yeah, I can only imagine how much homework there will be in high school. >~<
It's fine if you want to use the word 'crap' I don't normally use that word, that doesn't mean I have anything against it.

Reply espeon8812, November 17th, 2015, 5:55 pm

@Midnight-fox18: Elementary school: POKEMON!!!!!
Middle school: Ew, you play Pokemon?
High school: Cool! You play Pokemon!
College: POKEMON!!!! (you then become a Pokemon geek again)

Reply Midnight-fox18, November 17th, 2015, 6:00 pm

@espeon8812: Evolution of a Pokemon fan.

Reply bluefiredragon, November 17th, 2015, 6:17 pm

@espeon8812: I AM A REBEL
Favorite website (outside SJ, of course) is SMOGON. And you wondered why I was so infected with Pokefever...

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